Resistance is Futile by John B
He boldly strode out to the bow of the ship and shouted into the wind, as loud as he could manage, “I’m King of the WORLD!” (But said it mostly to impress some girl.) And then, “No, wait, I’m standing on the mother-bleeping TITANIC…..!” “Crap……!!!”, was all he could manage after that. For a long time after […]